The Knowfirst Reporter
04-03-05, 09:11 AM
An old cane farmer near Innisfail in Nth Queensland had owned a large farm for several years and on this farm he had a large dam in the back, fixed up nice, with picnic tables, courts and some mango trees. The dam was properly shaped from shallow to deep and fixed up for swimming.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the dam, to look things over as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a bucket to bring back some fruit from the trees but as he neared the dam he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
When he got closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his dam. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the dam.
One of the women shouted "We're not getting out until you leave!"
The old man frowned thinking the girls were being a bit rude to him since it WAS his dam.
"I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the dam naked," he said, holding up the bucket. "I'm here to feed the crocodile."
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the dam, to look things over as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a bucket to bring back some fruit from the trees but as he neared the dam he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
When he got closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his dam. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the dam.
One of the women shouted "We're not getting out until you leave!"
The old man frowned thinking the girls were being a bit rude to him since it WAS his dam.
"I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the dam naked," he said, holding up the bucket. "I'm here to feed the crocodile."