Work vs Prison

[The Knowfirst Reporter]

IN PRISON.. you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behaviour.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behaviour.

IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors
for yourself.

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get
out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside
bars.

IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...they are called managers.

[goldcoastguy]

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.


Not this little black duck.

2 free meals per shift for me :-p



Evan :->

[batb0y]

doesnt everyone have a wonderful job where they work at home for themselves and set their own hours, enjoy excellent coffee and watch tv downloaded all day ?? :)

[The Knowfirst Reporter]

doesnt everyone have a wonderful job where they work at home for themselves and set their own hours, enjoy excellent coffee and watch tv downloaded all day ??

yep, and I'm paid well too :)

[batb0y]

yep, and I'm paid well too :)
oh yeah - forgot about that :)