The Knowfirst Reporter
22-02-05, 12:27 PM
Q: What is soft and brown and found in a baby diaper?
A: Michael Jackson's hand
Q: When is it bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?
A: When the big hand touches the little hand
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like to sleep with twenty eight year olds?
A: There's twenty of them
Q: What does Michael Jackson and KMart have in common?
A: They both have young boys pants half-off
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in !!
Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: Get out of my sun!!
Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?
A: Throw him a buoy !!
Q: What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?
A: They're both 30 year old meat between 10 year old buns!
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds
Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party
A: Michael Jackson's hand
Q: When is it bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?
A: When the big hand touches the little hand
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like to sleep with twenty eight year olds?
A: There's twenty of them
Q: What does Michael Jackson and KMart have in common?
A: They both have young boys pants half-off
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in !!
Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: Get out of my sun!!
Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?
A: Throw him a buoy !!
Q: What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?
A: They're both 30 year old meat between 10 year old buns!
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds
Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party