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The Knowfirst Reporter
08-02-05, 02:02 PM
A Welsh rugby fan has reportedly cut off his own testicles to celebrate Wales beating England at rugby.

Geoff Huish, 26, was so convinced England would win Saturday's match he told fellow drinkers at a social club, "If Wales win I'll cut my balls off", the Daily Mirror reported today.

Friends at the club in Caerphilly, south Wales, thought he was joking.

But after the game Huish went home, severed his testicles with a knife, and walked 200 metres back to the bar with the testicles to show the shocked drinkers what he had done.

Huish was taken to hospital where he remained in a seriously ill condition, the paper said. Police told the paper he had a history of mental problems.

Wales's 11-9 victory over England at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff was their first home win in 12 years.
The Knowfirst Reporter
08-02-05, 02:03 PM
talk about being completely nuts..... at least he had the balls to do something.....

yeah yeah... :D
The Hamburglar
08-02-05, 02:40 PM
But will he have the balls to do it the next time they play?
The Knowfirst Reporter
08-02-05, 03:42 PM
he might, but they might be hardened and needing thawing out before slicing off again :)
ZOS
08-02-05, 03:44 PM
why the name change Mark? maybe trying to look more profesional?
Zos
The Hamburglar
08-02-05, 03:46 PM
We live in an age of medical marvels, the doctors might fix it so they can be detachable.

Then he'll have the balls to bet on any game he wants.
The Knowfirst Reporter
08-02-05, 03:57 PM
why the name change Mark? maybe trying to look more profesional?

If you REALLY want the honest answer - because we here now have google ads running, and with my name of Homer came mostly adverts on google for selling items relating to the simpsons and not much else, so for a broader range of google ads that visitors can look at and click if it interests them - it was a move that was needed to be made.

Plus I don't mind people knowing who I am :)

Cheers Zos,
Mark
bacco|007
08-02-05, 05:12 PM
your last name is going to make for some interesting ads too
goldcoastguy
08-02-05, 06:21 PM
His last name makes Outlook detect emails from him as possible spam and highlights them gray.


Evan :p
The Knowfirst Reporter
08-02-05, 08:29 PM
your last name is going to make for some interesting ads too


His last name makes Outlook detect emails from him as possible spam and highlights them gray.

and some places I work/have worked for won't accept my surname for a valid email address.
bacco|007
08-02-05, 08:41 PM
The way the welsh play those testicles were unlucky...